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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:49
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Vel expedita omnis impedit modi earum itaque ut.
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Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No go.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
No way
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds